Deipnophobia

Fear of dinner conversations.

A. “So, Jim. What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."

by rperazag June 23, 2010

Diopophobia

Fear of Charlotte Bobcats Center DeSagana Diop and/or other related African NBA scrub Centers/Power Forwards

Billy's Diopophobia prevented him from attending the Bobcats game last night.

by Shotgun West May 25, 2011

depphobia

When you have an irrational fear of the American actress Johnny Depp

Giulia: Omg guys stop, my depphobia is kicking in…

by Regina Philangi October 14, 2023

deafophobia

the swaggiest mf you'll ever meet. he likes to reply "ok" or "k" to everything but i doubt he's doing it on purpose. Oh and he cant spell very well but he's super nice and just perfect. he's my bestie <33

have u seen deafophobia?? he's bestie's with zoraexe.

by zoraexe April 9, 2021

Dealophobia

The fear of not getting the best possible deal. Particularly prominent among the Persian peoples. Often drives people to do crazy things.

Man, that guy has a serious case of Dealophobia. He works at the 99-cent store to get a 10% Employee Discount!

by Joshua Farnsworth September 9, 2010

dezophobia

Jerry's fear of committing to a desert trip!

dezophobia is waiting until Thursday night to decide if he is going on Friday!

by gweezzer666 April 23, 2011

Deletophobia

The fear of deleting a file, program or application you may have some use for in the future. Fear mainly affects people working in I.T or any job where there is a high turnover of files. Usually irrational as a back up is present but goddamn me to hell if I will happily click that delete button without a flicker of panic.

"I really wish I could use my flash drive buts its full"
"Why dont you just delete that empty folder called "Useless Stuff"?"
"You dont understand, Marc, its not that simple you idiot"
"Wow Johnny, sounds like you have Deletophobia"

by BigOlPizzaMan August 21, 2016