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decoy bottle

when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have NO liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.
I'm glad we ditched Joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? Naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!
by rodger leininger December 14, 2007
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DEEBOY

Someone who's respected and knows many ways to get money

Big boss, big bro, bank roll bank roll
Deeboy please
by Bdusys March 29, 2017
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DeecoTheDinosaur: You're being homophobic!
Person: Yea and what?!?
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Designated Decoy

A person leaving a bar sober, but appearing very drunk, going out and sitting in his car in full view of the cops, to distract them from noticing other people who were leaving who were not sober.
"We should be safe to drive tonight, we have a designated decoy!"
by oswood April 24, 2010
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decoy pack

(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.
guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)
by phillydrifter December 15, 2010
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Decoy Food

The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.
I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!
by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011
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decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.
Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!
by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017
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