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Decopatch

The art of decopatching, which consists of ripping up decopatch 99p sheets (76p sheets online, discluding p&p) and decorating objects with said pieces. An activity that causes exhaustion but also brings extreme pleasure and joy to the heart..
'Hi Nic, I have an urge to decopatch today, would you like to join?'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'
by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
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When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009
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decofart

verb-
the art of adorning the atmosphere with "farts" or "butt burps" (as they are called colloquially) timed to release to the tune of a song.
The whole room erupted in applause and a standing ovation after Evan decofarted "London Bridge" with fully syncopated rhythms and backbeats.
by La-Queef-A December 12, 2008
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Decopatching

*ring ring, ring ring*
'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'
by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
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Decopatched

'What, pray, did you do on the yester, Wendell?'
'Pray, I Decopatched until I dropped..'
'Whooooaaaaa man, that's some epic Decopatching going on...!'
by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
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You've been Decopatched!

The art of spunking on someone and using said spunk as glossy glue for Decopatching.
'Sheila, love, you've been Decopatched! It's all down your back and titties!'
'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!
by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
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Decorating Party

An alternative and discreet way of referring to a load filled, gizz covered sex party or gang bang or orgy or a bukkake when you do not wish to let it be known of your involvement in such taboo activities.
Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013
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