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Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd
"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"
by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008
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decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.
fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean
by diddy kong April 3, 2007
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defapitated

when you suck so hard that your head falls off
yeah that girl got defapitated
by FlareK7 March 16, 2021
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decrapitated

A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.
I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.
by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018
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Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.
Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.
by yungcleen May 11, 2018
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Declapitated

It is only used in a few circumstances when someone gets clapped so hard that their head comes off (a different way to say decapitated)
Reques: I declapitated bonquisha yesterday
Jason:ok I totally wasn't listening

Jason (whispering):yo dudes I think we got a 187 I'm going in tho
by Sometrash June 6, 2020
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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003
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