Debonding

The act of using an angle grinder to cut a section of tarmac away in order to free up the hands of an "activist" who has glued themselves to a road or other object such as a handrail in an opera house: the physical removal of an individual who will make as much difference to the planet as a protoplasmal microbe.

Debonding: "The climate activist, having glued their hands to the road with superglue mixed with sand and cement, (in order to ensure the strength of the bond), was debonded by firemen. Medics assured the activist that they would almost certainly require amputation of the hands, if they were to avoid fatal septic shock."

by Philosopher to the fuckwits December 12, 2022

Demoning

Demoning means laughing so hard you start to wheeze and make demonic noises.

“Bro I started laughing so hard I started DEMONING”

by tealfierce January 11, 2024

Demoning

Laughing so hard you start wheezing and making demonic noises.

“What is that noise, Hoppy?”

“I keep laughing so hard I’m Demoning!”

by tealfierce January 11, 2024

Drill demoning

Drilling into someones prostate with the sharpest drill strapon you can find.

Uncle jj is drill demoning my sister

by FunSizedFry March 8, 2022

Tyler DeKoning

Someone who loves BANANAS CHAD

Mhhhhhhh Tyler DeKoning eats bananas

by Chad banana April 14, 2023