deadsy

Elijah Blue is a fat fucking fatty. He eats too many hamburgers and needs to get him some white pony to loose weight.

Elijah is so fat that he can't get on stage because it will break.

deadsy by Dr Nner May 5, 2005

belladonna/deadly nightshade 

A hardy shrub with red to blue~purple berries that are Poison; the leaves are too & if eaten, will cause delirium & hallucinations! In the Olden days, women used this to increase the size of the pupils of their eyes~this was seen as a sign of Beauty. Also, long long ago it was used as an anesthetic during surgery.

I have a delightful belladonna/deadly nightshade plant in my flower garden. I adore it!

belladonna/deadly nightshade by Starchylde July 4, 2016

belladonna/deadly nightshade 

A shrub with red berries; the leaves & berries, if ingested, cause delirium & hallucinations. It used to be used to dilate women's eyes as they perceived that as beautiful. Before the middle ages, it was used as an anesthetic for surgery. It grows wild too.

I have a belladonna/deadly nightshade\ plant in my garden & a tattoo of one also.

belladonna/deadly nightshade by Starchylde June 22, 2016

the sun is a deadly laser 

The correct response to: Why not?

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

the sun is a deadly laser by Mac Finder June 17, 2017

deadly laser 

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

deadly laser by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Deady 

Get high af

Tyrone: “You tryna get deady?”
Jamal: “Yeaa, pass the blunt.”

Deady by luhvya September 27, 2018

Deadly Semen Backup 

Deadly semen backup, or as doctors call it DSB, is a condition brought on by extended male abstinence , frequently combined with the absence of masturbation , resulting in massive loads of semen accumulating in the lower pelvis area, and travelling up to the brain and central nervous system. The accumulated semen interferes with the operation of the brain and can result in death. The condition can only be remedied by immediate and continued application of oral stimulation and vaginal stimulation.

Doctor, he apparently lost conscious in is car and swerved off the road. After preliminary tests it seems to be "Deadly Semen Backup" , or DSB . I hope its not to late to get the revival team in here to drain it.

Deadly Semen Backup by wslngy January 9, 2015