Deadmonton

The name described for a population of people that happen to inhabit Edmonton and don't like to do adventure outside households after school/work.

Wanna go to a movie tonight? Nah, theaters closed down in deadmonton.

Friend 1, "Feel like going out? It's Friday!!!"
Friend 2, "Ya but there's nowhere fun to go."
Friend 1, "Fuckin Deadmonton."

by Hipster Fuck December 1, 2009

deadmans blue balls

When a man dies from overdosing on viagra and continues to have an erection after death.

Dude, Grandpa Joe had to have the casket left open because he has deadmans blue balls!!!

by Mandy && Tyler May 1, 2006

Deadmeat

A name for someone who posts rubbish comments on public chatrooms

ie Jesus who is that deadmeat who posted that?

by Natasha September 16, 2003

deadmonton

deadmonton is a term used to describe the city Edmonton located in Canada. It is a combination of 'dead' and 'edmonton' and is commonly used by a younger generation to describe how boring the city is and just how little there is to do.

There's nothing to do around here..
It's deadmonton...

Man I can't find any places to take good photos!
It's deadmonton...

by L.W. Definitions June 14, 2018

Ensign Deadmeat

A night of sloppy mediocre sex where the guy drops dead afterwards while still wearing his Star Trek communicator badge toy.

Eddie refuses to wear his communicator to bed, so he doesn't become ensign deadmeat.

by Dorkiest duke February 10, 2017

drawments

weed associated slang term. to get drawments on a joint is to have a joint shared with you.

"oi cuz i beg you send me drawments on that spliff"

by Lord Sinista October 29, 2005

Demandments

When someone who (usually a tyrannical narcissist psychopath or sociopath that : intently & insisting by Demanding with the authority , commanding

When her eyes turn black & she goes Bezerker, she’s absolutely unstoppable wether m her Demandments

by Angels Don’t Fall ! May 5, 2021