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Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !
by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020
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Deader n shit

Anything that is obviously dead and has been dead for a while.
Bubba told his friend Ned that Cooter, his yella dog, got hit by a truck. Ned asked Bubba if Cooter got hurt. Bubba blubbered "Cooter was deader n shit."
by Bigalfa1 July 27, 2008
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Deader than Hell

Often seen or heard in the southern region of the United States, it is a terminology that refers to something being dead, or having been dead for a time. Often pronounced, 'deader'n hell,' given the draw of the person saying it.
Billy: "Lookie there, Cletus! Them there's a possum on the road. Looks like it might've got hit a week or so ago."

Cletus: "Mmm. Yep. Deader than Hell."
by MoronicDonut May 4, 2018
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Deader than Dylann Roof

An expression used when explaining how devoid of life something is, how a prisoner isn't going to survive their prison sentence, or how dead something/person is.

(Dylann Roof was a neo-nazi who went and shotup a black church in charleston south carolina and killed 9 people with the intent to start a race war, he then was convicted of all 33 counts against him and many are eligible for the death sentence and even if Roof is somehow given only a life sentence, the general population is sure to kill him)
Last years memes are deader than dylann roof,

When Lee Oswald was arrested and was thought to have killed JFK, he was deader than dylann roof,

King Tut is deader than dylann roof,
by Some cracker from ridgeville January 6, 2017
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deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.
by ariklkira November 14, 2012
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Deader than a Kennedy

The epitome of death. A profound state of deadness, where death is thorough and is firmly established.

To ascertain death at the top-most level, surpassing even a Kennedy's seemingly effortless ability to achieve it.

Exponentially Dead.
Deader than fried chicken.
Pretty freaking dead.
Can pertain to a person literally or figuratively to their career, chance of success, etc.; or to a place where no one goes; or to a thought or idea with no chance of acceptance.
"This place is Deader than a Kennedy"
"Probably because it's a shopping mall."

"Do you think Gruden will ever coach again?"
"No, he's Deader than a Kennedy to the NFL!"
by Vesper47 February 18, 2022
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Deader

A person who keeps waiting for people to wise up and realize program means domestic terrorism, and it it don't make sense then your being had. Not Dan or techno savvy Aron.
I am literally Deader because that stupid sum bitch don' t get the message.
by Jedsall August 30, 2022
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