by Lauren Reyes January 15, 2017
Dead ass means you’re dead serious or you’re really serious or you’re just serious or your jus... It just means straight facts or for real. K.
by Your average joe mamma November 13, 2019
by dankmemestar420 December 16, 2018
Person one: I'm fucking sad dood
Person two: I'll make you happy
Person one: how
Person two: HEHE HOOHOO
Person one: Gay ass bitch
Person two: FUCK YOU SAY
Person one: I SAID GAY ASS FUCKIN BITCH
Person two: DEAD ASS IM FUCKING SERIOUS FIGHT ME RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
Person one: *throws punches*
Person two: *dodges* FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE
Person one: IM FUCKIN SUPERMAN *rips open shirt to reveal superman suit*
Person two: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKIN JESUS HELP ME NOW
Person one: *gets pushed back by wind* THE FUCK
Person two: HOLY SHIT I GOT POWERS
Person three: no you dont
Person one and two: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Person three: I'm super WOMEN
Too be continued..
Person two: I'll make you happy
Person one: how
Person two: HEHE HOOHOO
Person one: Gay ass bitch
Person two: FUCK YOU SAY
Person one: I SAID GAY ASS FUCKIN BITCH
Person two: DEAD ASS IM FUCKING SERIOUS FIGHT ME RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
Person one: *throws punches*
Person two: *dodges* FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE
Person one: IM FUCKIN SUPERMAN *rips open shirt to reveal superman suit*
Person two: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKIN JESUS HELP ME NOW
Person one: *gets pushed back by wind* THE FUCK
Person two: HOLY SHIT I GOT POWERS
Person three: no you dont
Person one and two: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Person three: I'm super WOMEN
Too be continued..
by Pussy ass bitch < Big dick boy February 10, 2020
by Poopkid23 May 27, 2010
by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 22, 2018