by freewill December 10, 2011
(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.
"Wow, Kate Morris just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"
by JP and Ariel April 18, 2006
a horrible kissing technique.
To have someone stick their tongue in your mouth and not move it in any way despite your efforts to pash normally or adequately , they are giving you a dead fish -- or more commonly 'dead fishing you'.
expecting a kiss, but to have someone leave their tongue in your mouth like a dead fish, lifeless and still.
It is important to remember that the 'dead fish' is not done on purpose as a joke, but is done through lack of any technique. The person doing the 'dead fish' usually will blame it on being drunk or find other excuses to avoid embarrassment when being confronted.
To have someone stick their tongue in your mouth and not move it in any way despite your efforts to pash normally or adequately , they are giving you a dead fish -- or more commonly 'dead fishing you'.
expecting a kiss, but to have someone leave their tongue in your mouth like a dead fish, lifeless and still.
It is important to remember that the 'dead fish' is not done on purpose as a joke, but is done through lack of any technique. The person doing the 'dead fish' usually will blame it on being drunk or find other excuses to avoid embarrassment when being confronted.
by executive. January 12, 2011
a person when making out will just lie there straight as a board and have the monkey look on face when trying to make out, there is no contact, no feeling of others ass or fondaling of the nuts, nothing stiff as a board and stays there the whole time.
by mike choch April 26, 2003
When going in for a highfive, you turn your hand and hit the other persons hand with the back of your hand.
by CraigK April 18, 2007
the act of going in to give somebody a hi-five, but instead you you make your hand go limp and yell out "Dead Fish!"
caution, this can be very emotional for some, and can cause some misunderstanding between friends.
caution, this can be very emotional for some, and can cause some misunderstanding between friends.
Amy: Hey Quinn.. Hi-five?
*puts hand in the air*
Quinn: Yeah sure!
*puts hand in the air and goes in for the act of friendship*
Amy: *drops hand in limp motion*
"DEAD FISH! hahaha!!"
*puts hand in the air*
Quinn: Yeah sure!
*puts hand in the air and goes in for the act of friendship*
Amy: *drops hand in limp motion*
"DEAD FISH! hahaha!!"
by -amyy April 09, 2008
a limp wristed hand shake from a border-line pirate!...to get felt up like a little turtle when greeting someone!
by ben-wah! April 25, 2003