Deanism

Deanism:

For people to follow who don't give a f**k about any religion. Following Deanism allows you to shit on any other so called "GOD".

You will always be correct no matter which wanker says otherwise.

Following Deanism means you are free to express your thoughts and take out your anger on anyone (preferably male German citizens and the Muslim religious freaks).

Most important of all...Dean Carmon fucks you all over. #Deanism

If a terrorist kills a British soldier then you are allowed to hunt down and get revenge on that guy as you follow Deanism.

by #Deanism May 23, 2013

Deaism

using an excuse that you are very extremely hungry in order to start an uplifting conversation

D : Hey Bro, i have been stuck in gunung sahari traffic for 30 minutes, I feel Deaism up in here!
R : I knew it... Deaism strike again

by rayloveswork September 17, 2013

deafism

The act of becoming deaf

Don't make fun of his deafism

by Dicklick69 July 5, 2017

devcism

When some idiot demotes or discriminates against you for not being a specific type of developer.

My boss was practicing devcism when he fired me for not being the best developer he's ever seen.

by Duued February 12, 2021