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An Honest Day's Work

Something the well-to-do love to brag about doing while they are driven around in their limousines visiting the factories they own. Meanwhile, they pay the real workers scraps, and brainwash them into thinking backbreaking work will get them rich someday as well.
Big Lawyer #1: Theres nothing as honorable as an honest day's work, especially when I get 400 dollars an hour to babble on the phone with other people's lawyers about golf and wine tasting.

Lawyer#2: Yessir I worked hard to get to where i'm at, even though I spent half of law school, which was paid for by my parents, in cocktail bars.
by suzietoenail January 5, 2011
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Take your kid to work day

It is April 18th 2019 a day to enjoy some time with your dad or mom at work so enjoy having to do the fun things or the boring things just know it’s take your kid to work day
Mom: Hey want to go to work with me

Kid:why
Mom:because it’s take your kid to work day
by Halley rose April 18, 2019
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chinese work day

#1. I just spent a Chinese work day taking my SAT's.

#2. I just been shoppin' @ the mall for like a Chinese work day.

#3. Reese Witherspoon's chin is longer than a Chinese work day.
by piggychunks March 31, 2009
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Bike to Work Day

A day for motorists to pose as cyclists for one day so that they can brag to their workmates about how healthy and environmentally conscious they are.
Bill: "I biked to work on Bike to Work Day. It's great to know that I'm keeping fit and saving the planet."

Jeff: "Bike to Work Day was three months ago. Have you biked to work since?"

Bill: "No way! The road is too scary. Once a year is more than enough."
by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012
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Take your plane to work day

The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.
Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!
by BigFatShlong69420 April 26, 2021
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National bring your Xbox to work day

September 21st is now national bring your Xbox to work day.
Joey: “Hey when is national bring your Xbox to work day?”
Dallas: “Oh that’s on September 21st you silly goose!”
by HolidayMaker September 21, 2018
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National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.
“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”
by jpgeigs October 13, 2021
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