John Davidson

The name of any creature that has a HUGE penis; anything named John Davidson has a massive penis.

-Bruh.. I named my duck John Davidson because he has a FUCKING HUGE penis.
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!

by Rustyflight November 9, 2019

Pete Davidson Complex

When you see a man in crisis and feel an overwhelming urge to help them achieve happiness.
-burdensomeness
-burdensome
-difficult

-mr struggle

Rules:

He has to have a sort of corrupted innocence about him. He’s someone who tries to make other people happy, sometimes at his expense. He’s not trying to manipulate you, he genuinely feels hurt by something- you know it’s not your responsibility to help him, but you still feel inclined to try. This need to help him usually ends up turning into romantic feelings.

he said he’s doing drugs i’m really worried for him I want to help my stupid pete davidson complex,

I can fix him!

by blondeswithoutbrains June 9, 2021

Droidzone

when somebody buys the Droid phone and pays attention to nobody, but only the phone and seems to be in a trancelike state.

Ever since Pam got her new Droid she pays attention to nobody. She is in a trancelike state...a Droidzone.

by Pammy K November 26, 2009

Harley Davidson

The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without producing any horsepower

Wow that Harley Davidson is as loud as a semi, too bad it doesn't have the horsepower to get itself up that hill!

by CrotchRocketer May 29, 2009

Hardley Davidson

Typically known as a Harley Davidson.

Hardley worth the money
Hardley any power
Hardley any performance
Hardley reliable
Hardley safe
Hardley even made in the USA
Hardley even compares to another bike in its class.
Hardley any respect outside of other Hardley riders.

After I left the Hardley Davidson dealership I realized I got ripped off but at least it will look nice in front of the bar with the rest of them. Some day I will use my head and buy a helmet and a real motorcycle.

by Mommy Dearest March 12, 2009

Skete Davidson

Kanye West’s nickname for Pete Davidson, (ex boyfriend of Hillary Clinton)

randomly started calling him Skete on instagram and its hilarious.

“Fuck Skete, all my homies hate Skete Davidson”

by skete davidson wears panties February 13, 2022

Davidson

A small town in Michigan, which happens to be the true hometown of Michael Moore; despite his claims that he is from Flint. In reality Flint Michigan is roughly as far away from Davidson as South Central is from Beverly Hills.

Davidson is a small town in Michigan. People tend to clam up when asked about Michael Moore.

by GAWII August 6, 2008