Darren

A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.

Damnnn, that guy is one bad ass motherfucker, his name must be Darren!

by agnjlk December 14, 2008

Darren

The act of going down on a black woman with blue waffle disease.

Why would you Darren that nasty bitch?

by CheezeBurger80 March 22, 2019

Darren

A person who goes on urban dictionary to get a confidence boost

Darren your just clapped

by Skyaltz June 3, 2020

Darren

A middle-aged man, who thinks he can control the lives of other people because he said so.

"You better not. Come on..."
-Some Darren

"Do it son. Or I'll shave your head."
-Some Darren

"You gotta grow up now. No more with these clothes."
-Some Darren

by Justicewithtacosandweed March 19, 2021

Darren

Often used to describe someone who is either very smart or very funny.

James: your such a darren!
D-Mully: lololololololololo

by ilovetheuzi March 27, 2008

A darren

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast. Only wear track suits and tuck their bottoms into their socks. Usually hibernate in dark corners in flocks of Darren's. This is known as an NYT. Darren's usually shout abuse and have little man syndrome when in actual fact are 5 ft tall and build like a celory stick. When approaching a Darren must be cautious as they can be timid and may burn out with their lighters.

Look at that guy spray painting in the street, what a darren

by IanBruh November 8, 2018

Darren

1. To be of original swagger and poise.
2. Derivative of the ancient battle-god, Darrenethis, who brought the thunder upon all who opposed him.
3. That dude.

1. John is good guy, he's a total Darren.
2. Mike straight Darrened that dude in the fight.
3. Darren.

by Darren McMahon December 25, 2007