dank wank

dank wank is what you get when you fuck dank twank

if ya wanna no what dank twank is look it up.

my boy b-rad caught a helly case of dank wank

by HaZe_313 April 6, 2007

danktanking

The atemp to fill ones penis with milk to enhance sexual preformance

So I was at his house and I thought everything was ok but then I caught him danktanking

by slizzeredlizard November 23, 2010

Darkwankers

A group of complete wankers with absolutely no remorse for any of their offensive statements. They are completely dependant on enjoying the negativities of other peoples lives, such as starvation, terrorists and disabilities. They are often higher intelligence beings with personalities like somebody shit out a wet egg of fat solid fuck. They are masters in the arts of "Dark Humour" which many others will find extremely inappropriate.

Example one:

Normal person: "Look, there's a group of Darkwankers."

Group of Darkwankers: "Hahahahahahahahaha, ebola." Hahahahahahaha. Poverty." "Hahahahahahahahahaha terrorism."

Normal Person: "Right group of wankers they are."

Example two:

Normal person: "Could you please speak in a less rude manner? You're offending people."

Darkwanker: "What the fuck is this? Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Cunt?"

by Glenwabtroutwank September 15, 2014

Dankywank

Enjoying a session of self-pleasure under the influence of marijuana.

Jason: Breh last night I came home after the party high af and had myself a little "dankywank"!
Larry: That's too much info man...

by what breh September 13, 2015

dankdank

a prolific man who has great knowledge and wealth, he who is the dankest of the dank with the ganja stank. A superior man of class and master gentleman.

Do you know that guy? He's DankDank.

by injectionmethod April 6, 2023