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Dangly

This refers to a Limp dick, When a person can not get it up during or before sex.

meanings- Softie, Limp dick, cant get it up
Examples-

Guy #1- hey man did you get it in with her last night

Guy #2- Bro I was gonna but I got all dangly... it sucked

Guy #1- Oh damnnn, thats terrible.
by WeThePublicwords July 26, 2010
mugGet the Danglymug.

dangly bits

A man peed in the public square and people saw his dangly bits! Of course, he was arrested.
by talk2me-JCH2 February 25, 2022
mugGet the dangly bitsmug.

dangly ham

wow man she looks good enough to eat
yer man ill start with the dangly ham
by dangerousdan0698 December 27, 2007
mugGet the dangly hammug.

Dangly Parts

When she saw my Dangly Parts, she laughed.
by S. P. Murphy July 23, 2008
mugGet the Dangly Partsmug.

Dangly Bits

Females have Wobbly bits, Males have Dangly bits.
by Dean September 18, 2003
mugGet the Dangly Bitsmug.

Dangly-Doo

The flaxen coils of hair hanging off the heads of young Jewish boys; often melded in with the side burns, not to be confused with mutton chops. Since the Jewish religion rejects the idea of gravity, young boys are told employ these devices in order to stay grounded.
Citation from a popular rap song by the Diddly Doo-Wops entitled "Cowboy Hats and Dangly-Doos" addressing this subject:

"Well, I know some guys who don't believe in gravity
Because they're of the Jewish ethnicity
They're all about religion and currency
Every Saturday they worship His Majesty

Dangly-Doos, weighin' them down
Dangly-Doos, keep my Jew friends around

Circumcision is the custom at a very young age
Mentioning Christ's name sends them into a rage
The father is expected to be stingy and sage
The mother shows them courtesy and how to behave

Some may think these melodies are prejudice
But they don't understand "The Danglyness""
by Diddly Doo-Wop102 February 6, 2009
mugGet the Dangly-Doomug.

Dangly Pintos

A saggy set of male testicles.
I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.

She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.

I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
mugGet the Dangly Pintosmug.

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