by staydontstray May 23, 2019
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Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.
They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.
Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.
They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.
Lord Hamond Snape Titmarsh-Magpie comported himself in a most boorish manner, affecting the dress and japery of a Foppish Dandy and was slapped by no fewer than eight ladies of good standing for his bold and ribald comments.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka September 7, 2008
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by Dandy Edibles March 8, 2019
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1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
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2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
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by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2020
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male: I'm going to press our bodies close against the wall while i slip my fingers inside of you and bend my fingers slightly upwards, find your g-spot and make you feel like you're in heaven.
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