When one attacks oneself verbally during a period of sadness or other negative emotion (anger, etc.), usually with plenty of force. (Ex.: Calling oneself an idiot, retard or other attribute that insults the person’s intelligence, actions, etc.). One will frequently speak in 2nd person. Sadness Aneurysms come in 3 stages:
1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.
2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.
3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.
1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.
2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.
3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.
John: Dammit! You should have gotten that test question right, you bumbling, idiotic fool! How can you live with yourself?!
Steve: What’s up with John?
Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.
Steve: Oh. Ok.
Steve: What’s up with John?
Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.
Steve: Oh. Ok.
by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019
Get the Sadness Aneurysm mug.by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 5, 2019
Get the Mini Sadness Aneurysm mug.Related Words
One of Nirvana's most underrated songs. Found on both albums, Hormoaning and Incesticide, as well as the live album From The Muddy Banks OF The Wishkah, this song is a must have in any version you can find. Also listen to it on the numerous traders live albums, such as 'Suicide Solution?'.
by Random Affiliate September 27, 2006
Get the Aneurysm mug.A masturbatory technique wherein one gets into the shower, turns the hot water on as high as can be withstood, then proceeds to squat down and masturbate furiously. Upon reaching orgasm, stand up and turn the cold water on full blast. If timed right, orgasm will occur at the same moment that icy water pours over you, causing an experience unlike anything you've ever felt before.
by nrcright November 29, 2007
Get the brain aneurysm mug.A localised and abnormal swelling of the blood vessels of the frontal lobes caused by prolonged exposure to and or conversation with Danene. Symptoms include but are not limited too: aggravated spinal discomfort disorder, displacement twitching of the ocular region, and more disturbingly antiautoleapingskeletalen tropia.
In severe cases it is eesential the afflicted party pack their ears with gauze lest their head explodes.
In most cases removing the offending stimulus eases symptoms and the distressed individual, with professional support and therapy, should make a full recovery.
In severe cases it is eesential the afflicted party pack their ears with gauze lest their head explodes.
In most cases removing the offending stimulus eases symptoms and the distressed individual, with professional support and therapy, should make a full recovery.
by stephbian December 12, 2008
Get the daneneurysm mug.When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.
Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...
by CaptainShovel February 27, 2015
Get the Anal Aneurysm mug.by Wofl_Iron November 16, 2007
Get the faneurysm mug.