damaged

To be rejected or hurt or dumped by someone you're romantically interested in. Common symptoms include sleeping a lot, feeling like you're going to die, and wanting desperately to take a toaster bath.

Man, I got damaged today, and it hurt like hell.

by Kongamuse October 31, 2011

damage

n. The total of a bill in a place of business, usually when the bill is large. Probably came from the situation where someone wrecks the place and offers to pay for any damage.

Patron: What's the damage?
Waiter: Three bills.

by fizzle April 11, 2004

damage

An intense example of any negative physical or psychological factor in a given situation.

1. That (game) level gave me so much damage.
2. God, that Sue, she gives me maximum damage when she talks.

by Estookay April 27, 2003

damage

slang for problem or deal.Often used in fights

KP says:God whats maddie's damage?
Molly says:I dont kno, shes the one who called u a slut
Maddie says:My damage is that ur mean :'(

by Tibitz March 27, 2005

damaged

A description of a person that you think is too good to be true, so you make an excuse to lessen her value.

Molas- I met this beautiful girl today.
obiy- umm Who is it?
Molas- her name is Christina. She is an amazing person.
Obiy- Is she damaged?
Molas- why do you say that?
Obiy- If a person is too good to be true, I think that person may be damaged.

by The Great One aka Allah April 21, 2008

damaged

What happens to your brain if you try to understand what the heck George W. Bush is saying. What your brain is if you do.

If things like:

"We've tripled the amount of money — I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available." —George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002

are clear to you, you are damaged.

by smartin September 04, 2006

Damaged

To be damaged means that something's value or usefulness has been reduced.

I went on a date with shawty girl last night, she has so much baggage that comes with her, she's just straight up DAMAGED!

by Thicklilmiss October 30, 2016