Dairy Smorgasbord 

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

Dairy Smorgasbord by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009

Dire Straits

A awesome band, who plays tightly, amazing guitar solos, very unappreciated in the younger generation, and that's a shame because this band "played as an organic whole" - Bob Dylan
Probably the most popular of their songs (lthough they wrote many good songs) is "The Sultans of Swing"

Damn man I cruise to the dire straits album in my tempo. It's the best cassette I own.

Dire Straits by Will stuck in OntARIO November 16, 2005

dairy section 

A girl/woman's boobs, perhaps especially when they are lactating.

My wife has got one helluva dairy section on her.

dairy section by Dr. Cocks June 16, 2008

Dairy Squirts 

When you drink a bunch of whole dairy.. then shit super hard. Comes in one hole, out the next.

If that boy gets the dairy squirts one more time we’ll have to fire him from his epic job at DQ.

Dairy Squirts by anonymous April 18, 2022

dare sundays 

Dare Sundays is another channel of the Janoskians. Where they basically do crazy ass dares their fans sent in, sometimes with other youtubers. They try to upload every week on a Sunday but that never really works and their first video was uploaded on a Sunday, so that's how they got their name...

Girl 1- Have you heard of dare sundays?
Girl 2- Yeah! They do seriously crazy dares

dare sundays by Aussie_Dreams October 8, 2014

dire shits 

Something that is generally bad. It can also pertain to episodes of excessive shitting after a night of heavy drinking.

Man this cafeteria food is the dire shits and gives me the dire shits too.

dire shits by Piowl September 7, 2014

Dire Straits

Best band EVER

Boy them Dire Straits are damn good

Dire Straits by MJI August 13, 2003