Dahoodian

People who sweat on a game and continue to spam phrases such as “ez” “dog” “light work” “bad” “mad” “aim” to intentionally get you mad but fail because they’re a bunch of losers. Also a try hard robanger

This dahoodian and his pick me keep chasing me because I punched the pick me once.

by user55533321 December 3, 2021

Dangorythm

An algorithm created by Dan Delany to determine the elements necessary to create the best club, bar, social-scene, and room on Turntable.fm

Room coolness = (# of badasses in room) * (total number of yearly music fests attended by room members) / (troll ratio) - (skrillex plays per hour)

After utilizing the Dangorythm, members of House/Dance/Electro realized their room was not the bomb ass pussy..

by bennyDNGR October 31, 2011

Daegon

Penis; male sex organ of love.

I have a large Daegon that I use to please my wifey.

by N00bssss July 30, 2012

dangover

When you stop drinking too early in the day, and you get a hangover before you go to sleep and wake up. Da(y) (H)angover.

Damn! I ran out of beer and it's only 6:30. God! I'm gonna have a freaking dangover!

by Kurt 8 Keiner January 22, 2010

daggone joker

someone who is way lame, possibly very lazy at work, causes co-workers to all have to work over, then goes to the bar and gives bad vibes to all the women

Man this daggone joker i work with spent at least 2 hours on the toilet today. After he got to leave early, that daggone joker came to the bar and tried to hang with me. I went home alone

by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007

dangology

Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.

A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.

Official Use:

McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!

Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW

DANG Use:

'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'

by HollyJolly March 9, 2009

dangover

The sleepy and pleasant aftermath of eating a rather large meal at Pho Dang Vietnamese Cafe - Winooski, VT

The best part of the meal is the dangover back at the office.

by kobelsem December 18, 2010