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DanWoods

To verbally overpower any and every person or thing within a 3-block radius with the sheer volume of one's voice. To shout, yell, or publicly broadcast conversations that could have been easily and appropriately handled in a normal tone of voice. To cause any and all of your coworkers to buy top-notch headphones just so that they can continue to work when they are in the same building. To talk in a normal voice until a customer is on the phone and then yell a conversation with them that everyone in the building can hear.
I was trying to get stuff done at work today, but he was DanWoods'ing it all day.

That meeting was so loud, they definitely DanWoods'd it.
by SIPHM April 10, 2013
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Dagwood

When a woman can not only engulf a man's entire cock, but his balls to.
My girlfriend gagged trying to give me a dagwood last night.
by Samuel46 December 28, 2005
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Dagwood Dog

Having sex with a female during the time she has her period, only finding when you pull out that you have blood all over ur dick, kind of reminiscent of a Dagwood Dog
"Dude, you do know she just had her period don't ya?", "Nah mate I didn't, but she gave me a dagwood dog tho
by Nutterpc November 13, 2004
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dagwood

slovenly; ill prepared; lackadaisical.
A "dagwood like" person would show little or no attention to details nor does he/she clean up after themselves.

Coined from character of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie" who would always come home throw his clothes around and was never prepared.
You're always running around here like <Dagwood>. Nothing organized and everything is a mess. Its no wonder you can’t find anything! Come on... get it together.

Don’t pull that <dagwood> shit! You better throw those clothes in the hamper before you leave up out of here!
by westsan November 5, 2006
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Wisconsin Dagwood

A sex position in which you slam your partner onto a grill and proceed to smother them in cheese
Me: bro I got lucky last night.
Friend: oh man did you give her the Wisconsin Dagwood?
Me: oh yeah, come to find out she's lactose intolerant
Friend: that makes it even better
by User963502 June 10, 2022
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Dagwood

You are doing a chick in the ass and a you pull out unexpectingly. You than proceed to shove your fist in her ass and yell "DAGWOOD".
Girl: Moan
Guy: DAGWOOD!!!!
Girl: Holly SHIT!
by MCMANCOUCH December 15, 2009
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Titty dagwood

When a woman's breasts are so desirable that you just want to put a bun on the top and a bun on the bottom and dig in face-first.
Shit Bob, look at the cans on that hostess. How'd you love to give them a titty dagwood?
by David Giomandro August 5, 2008
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