Dafuq

A contraction of the phrase "what the fuck"; one that is commonly posted on forums as an expression of confusion. It is often said by people with no creativity, imagination or unique traits, who regurgitate this vapid phrase in order to "comically" display their sheer lack of humour/understanding towards anything even slightly out of the ordinary. (see normality).
A user, with no sense of self respect, encounters a slightly funny/absurd YouTube video and feels the need to comment.

-User: "Dafuq did i just watch??"

-EVERYONE ELSE: *Facepalm*
by ManSpider June 13, 2013
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We on dis beach
Finna get crunk
Eyebrows on fleek
DAFUQ

~~~poem of the year

2014
Me: Yo! I just shaved my ass
Joe: Dafuq?!?!?!??!?!?
by mankanshoku_child April 15, 2015
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Dafuq means What The Fuck and the shitty teens made it Dafuq because they're boring to write the whole sentence =)
-What did u said?
-dafuq dude u can't hear what I'm saying? -.-
by AN3X January 02, 2015
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It is slang for The Fuck. It is also a short way of saying it. Since in nowadays that's what the 'cool' kids do.
Jimmy: Hey Todd, do you know what a rainbow kiss is?

Todd: Dafuq is that?
by Praendra June 08, 2016
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what the fuck , but in a more confused manner
by John T. Windhouser August 23, 2011
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1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.
what dafuq is this?
by loverlyidear August 08, 2012
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like wtf, its ebonics for what the fuck
dafuq do we have to go to school tomorrow?
motha fuckas need to get DAFUQ off my jock
by Elliot W. January 05, 2009
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