dafuk

what the fuck.

Dude1 - 'Hey can i borrow your lawn mower'
John - 'dafuk'

by wtf_dude_123 March 27, 2009

dafuqwadat

Stupid way of saying "What the fuck was that." It is a way of reacting to a situation where you don't know what the fuck is going on and is usually said in a stupid voice.

walks into a room, sees something beyond stupid going on, the only proper way to react: yell out "what dafuqwadat?!"

by werehogrider February 24, 2015

DaFuh

DaFuh (Duh-Fuh) Is something you say when something was so random, stupid, or insane that it's hard to comprehend what you just saw or heard. It is used the same way as What the Fuck and What the Hell, but a bit more extreme, and when you're kind of confused.

DaFuh...? What the fuck did I just watch!?

by Nihatclodra September 5, 2010

Dafussy

William Dafoe’s crotch or bussy.

Ive had many hot nights thinking about Dafussy.

by fluttertits January 3, 2022

dafuq

what the fuck , but in a more confused manner

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: Dafuq?

by John T. Windhouser August 25, 2011

dafuckup

noun: meaning "shut the fuck up"

only g's can pronounce it the correct way

Barnes: Hey, ya need to cool ya jets.

Sal: dafuckup.

by elliot2 March 19, 2009

dafug

Urban slang which is short for "What the fuck?"

Dafug is Tito doin wit that bitch from up tha screet?

by Smith Dogg October 26, 2003