daffodil

A shallow, beautiful women; one who offers little more then face value. A good-time girl.

Think of the daffodil's who entertain at Angelo & Maxxie's.

by RussG January 13, 2008

daffodil

A daffodil is a man with a vagina. Being a daffodil is similar to being a pansy, but the case of the daffodil is much more severe. Daffodils should be avoided at all costs, and they should aspire to conform to the methods of A.M.M. (but sadly, most of them will never succeed)

- Hey, are you hanging out with Alex this weekend?
- No. He hasn't asked me to do anything. He's such a fucking daffodil.

by VirginFlower June 22, 2010

daffodil

used when describing one's ass

kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass

by dan October 10, 2003

daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

Tarantula on a Daffodil

1.When a girl doesn't shave her va jj for many weeks
2. Letting a forest grow on the ladies lower region.

After playing tetter tot with Juan's rental, Dee decided to give everybody in the parking lot a show by exposing her va jj. She didn't realize it was a Tarantula on a Daffodil day.....and was later embarassed.

by Johnny Small Hands September 13, 2012

Daffodil shark

A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living

That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.

by DickFlex December 20, 2018

push daffodils

push forget-me-nots, join the majority, to pass away.

To inherit this lovely property, Jane had sent her devoted Pappy push daffodils.
You either accept my terms, or I'll have you push daffodils.

by Captain Vito October 28, 2017