DSA

Dick Starved Ass. Oooof. He caught it right in his DSA.

by Felchmonster December 04, 2019

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DSA

A DSA is a D*ck Sucking Appointment wherein a person, usually a college student in large classes visits his/her professor excessively for any personal motive.

Guy 1: Heyy! Where have you been?
Guy 2: I just visited Prof.H during his office hours.
Guy 1: Damn! you gotta chill with the DSAs man!
Guy 2: I need this "A" to boost my GPA.. gotta do what i gotta do you know!

by The Curry Fag May 13, 2011

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DSA

Divided States of America.

DSA is a country that lies in North America. Once upon a time, the "D" in its name used to be "U", until a controversial figure called Donald J. Trump was elected as President.

Terrorist 1: I read in the news that this morning, Trump supporters killed/captured another 10 thousand Trump haters, and then they slaughtered the POWs and barbecued their meat for a feast. In retaliation, the Trump haters blew up another 2000 houses of Trump supporters, killing many of their wives and kids.

Terrorist 2: Wow the people of DSA are really at it, we're out of job now!

Terrorist 1: Yeah, I'm making popcorn.

by zmpony March 08, 2017

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dsa

designated smoking area, usually in college campus', specifically sfsu

guy 1: hey do you know of any good parties?
guy 2: nah dude. go check out the dsa, there's gotta be someone there who knows whats up for tonight

by lalalalaperson12 September 30, 2009

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dsa

a verb meaning dick sucking action which is used when someone has given a blow job or gotten blown.

"so what happened with you and janice last night?"

"dude, i got dsa!"

"so, janice what happened with you and jacob last night?"

"omg, you'll never guess.... there was dsa going on."

by Manny08 May 31, 2009

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