DPD

"Dicks Per Day" or how many dicks per day a female (or male) gets.

John: I just got a new girlfriend
Bob: Ya? Whats her DPD?
John: One... mine.

by skaterboyomg March 12, 2012

DPD Face

Not an Acronym, just the face someone makes when they are feeling angry, confused and rage towards metadata, wings, beers and fun.

Similar to RBF (relaxed bitch face) but usually that is unintentional this is true hard core resentment.

She had a real DPD face when I giving my presentation and it was evident my puns and antidotes were not amusing to her in the least. She was not invited to wing club.

by Sedamsville14 November 5, 2019

DPD

Dead Piro Day. This is megatokyo's downtime, where Piro draws us a little doodle instead of a full-fledged comic. See also SGD.

Man, Megatokyo has had six DPDs this month. When will the story continue?

by RhiannonG October 10, 2005

Dpd

A polish delivering company, that always fucks up your package. Worse then what what bin laden shit out after eating so much kebab's.

Dpd: "Status paczki: Rozjebana."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Dpd

Stands for diesel powered dildonics a diesel powered generator that keeps all your sex toys up and running. No need to always be. Changing batteries at the pentultimate moment

Dpd of mine broke down last night. Thank God I was finished! I'll have to go by osh (orchard supply y hardware) first thing tomorrow I
And get it fixed.

by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021

Dpd

African American orgin. Commonly used as a nick name for Dave Paul Dave. Dave Paul for short. Often plays basketball and talks with the girls basetball team. Scores buckets all day and loves prank phone calls. Most commonly uses the word fack in his vocabulary dictionary

Kyle : Yo watch me drain this 3- pointer like its my facking job
Dpd: Wow I can't believe you just facking balled like that

by Your Fackers January 2, 2011

You just got DP'd

When you own someone so bad that it goes beyond rapeage.

Commonly associated with the call of duty series but can be applied to other games or situations.

Dude1) I just Got killed by the same guy eight times.

Dude2) you just got raped.

Dude3) no You just got DP'd.

by RaindancerF November 7, 2011