small loan of a million dollars

A sentence said by Donald Trump, made into a massive meme by the montage parody maker Pyrocynical. 80% of all YouTube comments are exactly this phrase. It is usually followed by a shitload of dollar signs.

Comment 1: SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

by doors are cool January 27, 2016

dating dollars

n. pl. An ammount of money spent on dating and courting, such as dining out, entertainment, presents. Exclusively a plural noun as it would be imposible, not to mention pathetic, to buy anything with a single dollar in a world of dating. Not necessarily US Dollars, as all spending in any currency to please a woman or a gay bloke is figuratively converted into dating dollars.

I just met this fantastic dude. We are going out on Friday. I am gonna need to bump a hundred dating dollars off of you.

by Sasha Henke March 8, 2006

2.3 trillion dollars

A government agency misplacing a large sum of money and then the next day the getting attacked.

On September 10, 2001 the pentagon announced that they couldn’t account for 2.3 trillion dollars and lost it. The next day well you know what happened.

by S/he’s just a friend December 31, 2022

$5 dollars to put an ad here!

Urban dicktionary's self promo
Found on pages where no adverts load, and urban dictionary fills it with a box telling you to buy ads on the website, for five dollars a day
* The more common variant is "advertise here for $5 a day", and there are also merch with the definitions on it *

User: "iuaervipandpgvaheihgmpaeimrgh"
Urban Dictionary: When you're bored.
Also Urban D. : $5 dollars to put an ad here!

by Cod3Play September 30, 2022

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Twenty Dollars

Twenty Dollars

1.
An amount of currency
The hard value of that amount of currency depends on monetary authority of the issuing country.

A person can have twenty:
Australian Dollars - AUD
Hong Kong Dollars - HKD
United States Dollars - USD
Canadian Dollar - CAD
New Zealand Dollar - NZD

2.
Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts.

Homer: Aww twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut. :(
Brain: Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: EXPLAIN HOW! D:
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!

by rzhhhh November 14, 2011

Kreflo Dollars Hairburn

1) A sexual position where a homosexual male lights his pubic hair on fire while having sex with his partner and he also gives his partner money whilst this happens.

2) A nickname for 50 Cent.

1) Man: Would you like to do some KDH?

Other Man: Ouch.

2) Kreflo Dollars Hairburn gets on my nerves. His music sucks ass!

by thegreatworldchampion April 20, 2010