doad 

Often mistaken for papier-mache sculpture projects, these human-like creatures have a white skin covering similar to partially dried cake frosting, through which a plasma like raspberry syrup often trickles down like blood. They are extremely dangerous and to be avoided at all cost.

The doad were recently spotted on a street corner of Unter den Linden, in Berlin, Germany.

doad by Steve Bailey September 17, 2003

doad 

Origin: Conjunction of (dick + toad) noun
1 a: Penile appendage, especially one that is fat, dirty or constantly moist in the manner of a toad.

2.Artificial penile appendage or replacement for 'Dildo', the unique sculptural and animated qualities or transmogrification of real penis lends itself to creature-like naming.

3.One who is 'Doad' like in manner or appearance. May infer stubborness of character. Calling one this lesser known term in public prevents blushing by some nearby women who have overheard and are carrying.

I should have a belt buckle that says "CAUTION -Extra Wide Doad". Or maybe that girl with the cowboy legs should have it on her purse.

Buncha' dirty doad lickers if you ask me.

Was that dude drunk or just a total doad?

doad by Dustin crops November 15, 2006

Doad 

Dick On A Dude

1- I’m so horny right now!

2- Sweetie you’re just a lil drunk!

1- STOP I WANT MY DOAD

2- Huh?
1- I want my doad.

Doad by Doad July 8, 2018

Doad 

A kiddy fiddler from Greece

Doad gay

Doad by int1 >:U September 15, 2019

doad 

drop of a dime

I had to come up with an explanation doad.

doad by EuronymousMayhem April 3, 2022

DOAD 

Denton's Opinion According to Denton

DOAD, this project needs a bit more attention.

DOAD by anonymous April 3, 2024

Doad Rome 

The reverse of road dome. The driver (generally a female) takes her attention off the wheel and gives the passneger, a male, a blow job. As the girl is preoccupied giving the blowjob the man controls the wheel to insure the couples safety.

Bro #1: Dude i totally got my girlfriend to give me doad rome on the way back from Canada.

Bro #2: Sick dude i tried to get my girlfriend to do that but she was being a total bitch.

Bro #1: Yeah dude, too bad the interior of my car is totally fucked up now, oh well it was worth the immaculate pleasure!

Doad Rome by Doad romer 29 January 15, 2010