Disneyland

(n) yet another Urban Dictionary entry prone to Urban Censorship
Disneyland has ghost posts.
by fduck May 18, 2004
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the place where:

1. it takes an hour to get on the peter pan ride, and three hours to get on space mountain.

2. you spend 50 bucks alone on churros & ice cream, not counting meals, souvenirs, and all the other crap you don't need.

3. once or (if we're lucky) twice a year, someone dies, the ride closes for two weeks, then they re-open it with new music and new safety requirements and height limits.

4. the same music tracks play all day that make you want to blast your brains out.
after a 60 dollar breakfast at the disneyland hotel, and waiting four hours to ride space mountain, timmy flew out of his seat on the coaster and died.
by d-blair April 06, 2008
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(verb) The act of using creative means to conceal the true length of a line or other wait.
The Sears Tower wasn't worth the trip, they totally disneylanded us.
by badsfo January 25, 2011
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the cesspool where parents go so they're children can go on a hydraulic lift painted like dumbo, eventually leading to them crying endlessly and being little shits for an entire day.
"WAGHHHHHHHHHHMOAAAHGHHHHMMMMMMM!!!" said the dissheveled child, upon leaving disneyland.
by jaykuppp December 29, 2007
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Where they give you the Disneyland Inch.
I went to Disneyland and came back poor and walking funny.
by KillS-crap-pyDoo March 22, 2004
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I got caught in a stolen car, got a ticket to Disneyland.
by Ceferino March 31, 2009
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Ali Gs name for New Zealand
Disneyland and Bangladesh are seperated by de Channel Tunnel
by brother_number_one July 30, 2003
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