dick-bagel

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel

Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!

by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

Dickballscuntcockshitpiss

When you take an overcooked grilled cheese, paint it purple and tape it to the wall and yodel at it

Carl: Woah! Thats a really nice dickballscuntcockshitpiss Jimmy!

Jimmy: Thanks!

by Cxtfish February 10, 2021

Dickbag

Combination of douchebag and Dickhead. Instead of a douchebag, the person is also a dick.An insult used on someone not as often as douchebag but is more offensive and the right word when douchebag does not properly apply.

Person 1 : Dude i took the last beer in the fridge.
Person 2 : You douchebag
Person 1 : if you think im a douchebag, wait till you see what Person 3 did.
Person 3 : I took a dump on your sink thinking it was a toilet and i am not cleaning it.
Person 2: YOU DICKBAG!!!!!

by ^____^ Kekeke May 15, 2011

dickbagery

The act of being a dickbag.

There is dickbagery afoot.

by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008

DickBall-Sandwich

The act of putting your flaccid penis in-between your balls and your thigh for sexual pleasure, out of boredom, or so it looks like you don't have a dick and only balls.

When i make a DickBall-Sandwich with my thigh it looks like my dicks gone.

When I am bored watching a youtube video I usually make a DickBall-Sandwich

by IHaveBadEggs November 24, 2014

Dickballgooch

The sweatiest, stickiest, most disgusting part of the penis, right in between the dick, balls, and gooch

John: Damn I gotta clean my dickballgooch it sure is real sweaty down there

Dan: That's gross John I didn't need to hear that

by Liqma April 4, 2019

dickballs

noun: derogatory comment; statement of being both a dick and balls.

hey there, dickballs, i'm trying to fuck your sister, get outta here!

by no August 17, 2003