dave the dick destroyer 

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

dave the dick destroyer by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

South Dakota Dick Destroyer 

The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.

"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"

South Dakota Dick Destroyer by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

dick destroy december

You must nut the amount of times as the day it is, every day in December. Only the hardcore can achieve.

Nah fam I don’t do no shave november, I do dick destroy December.

dick destroy december by Dick destroy Dan November 14, 2017

Dick Destroying December 

The month following No Nut November where you would masturbate a certain amount of times day directly correlating to the day of the month.

Holy shit, its its Dick Destroying December, there's no way I can masturbate 31 times on 31st!

Dick Destroying December by Mcdatty November 14, 2017

dick destroy 

To engage in coitus with a female to the point that her vagina cannot forget about it for several days. This can be done because of the large size of one's member, by endurance, technique, or any combination thereof.

John dick destroyed his girlfriend Mary on Monday and, as such, did not get any for the rest of the week.

dick destroy by TomHat January 13, 2009

Dick Destroy December

Means you jack off every day of December, and on the first you nut once, on the second twice, and onwards.

Dude I just nutted 9 times for DDD (Dick Destroy December)

Dick Destroy December by Iwillmurderthepersonthatdied. December 9, 2019

Dick Destroy December

The dreaded month after no nut November where a male (or female) must achieve orgasm in accordance to the date along with the number of days behind said day (if it's the 10th you would busy 10 times plus 9 plus 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1) meaning of youre on day 10 you would have busted around 200 times

"oh god I'm going to fucking hate Dick Destroy December." "Did you hear how Timmy died of a heart attack on day 17?" "Fucking crazy man."

Dick Destroy December by Magnum dongus the III November 23, 2021