Dibs not

The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"

John: This room is filthy! Someone needs to clean it.
Broom: Dibs not!!
John: Aww nuts....

by Alisson June 24, 2007

dibs

to claim something

i got dibs on that last piece of pizza

by Greg September 30, 2003

dibs

The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.

dibs on definition 1

by Jon Reed November 21, 2006

Dibs

A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.

If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod

by Matt I February 10, 2005

dibs

What you have to call when a teammate pings a Mozambique in Apex Legends.

"Mozambique here!"
"Dibs!"

by dylan159 March 28, 2019

Dib

(noun) A nickname for any person who is spouting bullshit and/or making irrational claims. Can also be used to describe someone who disagrees with you. Named after the Invader Zim character of the same name.

Idiot: Biden is a good president!
Rational person: Shut up, Dib.

by Yopmail User August 30, 2022

dibs!

n.- something you yell or say (to your dude friends) when you see a pretty woman walk by. the first person to call "dibs" on the woman "gets her" even though if you are playing this game she is obviously way out of your league.

v.- the act of calling dibs

- the act of dibsing

n.- (girl walks by) DIBS!... this is normally by your manfriends either agreeing and respecting your dibs or getting extremely mad because they were just about to dibs the same woman.

v.- no dude, you cant have that! i already dibsed it!

by B1g R1ck October 19, 2009