dfu

da fuck up

girl: all you do is lie
boy:dfu

by 509takis July 29, 2021

dfu error

A DFU error is when the only issue pertaining to a problem is the user. DFU- Dumb Fucking User

"I forgot the password to my computer can you help me?"
"Sure it's just a DFU error ma'am"

by JSJB March 7, 2014

dfunk

a bumpin party with multitude of pussy.

There were bitches freakin all up on my nutz ergo that party was dfunkin'!!

by dfunk69er August 24, 2008

Dfux

What the fuck? The fuck? The fuq?

Made famous during the 90's AOL chat rooms with the script kiddies.

Dfux is she wearing?

by juan March 18, 2015

DFUF

Designated fat or ugly friend. everyone has one, if you don't then you are one, don't try and lie to yourself. they make you look prettier and skinnier and appear smarter by comparison.
gods greatest inventions. Usually only contributing feature is their unattractiveness.

Livvy: 'i wish Brandon would notice me, but i'm just too fat and ugly and stupid.'

Kate: 'its OK, you just need to get yourself a DFUF. You are mine and because of your insignificance and hideousness, i haven't been without a boyfriend since we've been friends. You're a real asset'

by livvysuxbrandonsballs May 21, 2009

dfuck

shorter way of saying the fuck

what dfuck?

by deepblued September 7, 2019

i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

a disease spread via sight or contact, the symptoms being upon sight of a carrier, the newly-infected victim has the urge to throw the carrier down and violently sex them.

Dude, that chick that just walked by made my catch i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

by zombiehunter951 November 20, 2009