der

a person of extreme stupidity

david bergstien is an extreme der

by speaker of the truth May 26, 2003

der

Something you say when you're retarded and don't know what else to say.

Joe: Wow that was akward.
Brent: Yeah......der

by Christian W. April 27, 2006

Der

He der, she der, he she der, the act of derring, especially on facebook.

nahh im derrin right now maybe later

by iTZ LYkE dER TiME** November 30, 2010

Der

A Der is an action used to shut down any unwanted conversation. A der is most effective when the the person looks at the co-operative directly in the eyes, puts his hands in front of his hips as if holding something out, leans back, sticks out his tongue and makes retarded sounds. Best held for approximately 5 seconds. After, one simply stands there and waits for the co-operative to run away.

dude, you totally just got derred.

tffthhtf nhhnauoh thhsht! (blank stare)...

by Pukus May 25, 2011

der

another word for dick, penis, or a male's sex organ.
Can be used for noun, verb, and almost any other form.

What a der. (What a dick)
Your der hurts (Your dick hurts)

by tommy October 16, 2004

Der

Literally anything; verb, noun, adverb, adjective. Specifically can be used in reference to a deer when coming out of the mouth of a hick.

"Go kill that der" or "fucking der"

by Mr. Wala Yabni December 8, 2010

der

A sarcastic exclamation implying that someone else's trials are trivial.

"I can't open this jar of avacados!" whined Chris.
"Oh, der!" Grace brutally replied.

by Grace February 9, 2005