Deformed pinkie

A very small dick. At one's first sight, looks like a pinkie that has been slammed into the door.

Emily: When I first saw Jason's dick, I thought it was a deformed pinkie!

by amanda gyinuss December 18, 2010

Deformed Dog

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

by Mikufigurine April 06, 2022

Deformation Docking

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.

Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!

by DDdocking September 03, 2008

Genital Deformation

When your peepee doesn't look like guy in the porno you know you've got Genital Deformation

"Dude I was watching this one awesome vid on xvideos and realized my dick doesn't look the same as the one dude and that's when I realized I had a Genital Deformation"

by SpicĒ November 26, 2019

Deformed Balloon

What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.

Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon

Hooker2: NO WAY!

by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019

deformed teeth

What most of Britain's population has

just look at the lead singer of The Darkness! god hes so rich now why doesnt he go to the dentist?

by sickminded September 28, 2004

deformed chicken

another word for any gingers pebis

i saw my friend aaron with his big ginger cock and i have to say it looked more like a deformed chicken then a mommy daddy button

by balec December 24, 2021