Douche Dormer

When you meet someone who is normal but goes from 0 to 100 on the douchebaggery scale when hanging out with another douche. Their douchiness is added on to an existing douche structure creating a whole new level of douchiness.

"Ted was fine until that douche yacht Tim came along, now Ted is just a douche dormer."

by Dillbox August 3, 2016

Dorm Lag

Similar to jet lag, dorm lag describes the gap between current sleep schedule and a conventional sleep schedule, often made apparent when visiting home from college.

Brad had such bad dorm lag that he was going to bed when his parents were waking up.

by Rag Man December 19, 2010

Leland dorman

A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.

You just ate 16 buildings and all of the food in my fridge you fat Leland dorman.

by Quandalian dingleson April 1, 2022

doormatted

To be treated with contempt, especially by someone you trust, i.e. boss, friend, significant other

"Your boss doormatted you for 18 months before he finally promoted you."

by Monsterboxer January 27, 2010

dorm cough

A seemingly causeless state of semi-sickness that afflicts college students living in dorms at the beginning of every year and that mysteriously disappears when at home, only to return again the minute you scan back into your dorm.

CJ: *cough* God damn, when is this cold gonna go away?
Dylan: It's dorm cough dude, that shit is with you for the long haul.

by LRoy10 November 6, 2010

dorme

a demeanor which constitutes a brainless lack of attention paying- dream/sleep like. being 'dorme' , stupid, blind to obvious shit, or- in some cases- simply a dumb ass.

Root word being Italian for SLEEP

you dorme!

fucking wake up dorme!

by Semaforo January 2, 2010

dorm date

When two college students (typically freshman) share a romantic evening within the confines of one of their 10 by 15 foot cells they call a dorm room. Dorm dates usually include at least a few of the following: drinking wine or cheap alcohol from plastic cups, bed-sitting, awkward conversation, an angry roommate who is exiled from his/her room not b/c of sex but for the possibility of sex, and friends gossiping how the dorm date is going.

Diana: Why are you cleaning the room and what are those scented candles for?

Jamie: Do you remember Chris from the frat party last weekend? Well he's coming over for a dorm date tonight so I'm gonna need you to leave for the next three-to-five hours.

by Mr. Nuts April 23, 2011