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Donaldson

to get Donaldson is to get so drunk that you cannot remember what you did that night
and caused you to take long lost walks
"Did you see that girl?"
"no what was wrong with her?"
"she was completly donaldson"
"did she go missing"
"yep did propper donaldson and didnt turn up until 4 in the morning"
by delray87 May 22, 2013
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Donald Dump

America's psycho president who looks like he just did a dump.
by simmergirl June 1, 2017
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Donald Dump

A new nickname for Donald Trump. Since he talks shit he gets named after shit. Also called Dildo Hump.
"Donald Dump, Make America Stank Again."
by Mexican Rat August 12, 2016
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take a donald

When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.

This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.
Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.
by Zippyltn June 3, 2017
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Donald Glover

Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.
Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.
by kidZboPisMysHit January 28, 2017
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The Donald Trump

When a person is passed out you shave the middle of their head and jizz in their hair and combover the bald spot
When JJ passed out from drinking we gave him The Donald Trump
by Blood Massacre January 16, 2006
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donald trump disorder

newest mental health diagnosis in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM–5)

symptoms include :

sociopathic tendencies,

delusions of grandeur ,

combativeness,

Inappropriate, intense anger or problems controlling anger,
Having stress-related paranoid thoughts,
Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
Exaggerating your achievements and talents
Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
Requiring constant admiration
Having a sense of entitlement
Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
Taking advantage of others to get what you want
Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
Being envious of others and believing others envy you
That dude has definitely got donald trump disorder. Look at how he stomps around Walmart like he owns the place, bossing people around. He doesn't even work here!

Did you check out donaldtrumpdisorder.com! Holy cow! I think I know someone who has that!
by snderhella February 28, 2017
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