D.T.F.F.

Down to fuck females.

Skanks I'm D.T.F.F. in dis biotch.

by skankyskankyho May 25, 2010

D.T.F.A.B.

down to fuck a bitch ;)

Angel:aye mowglie, im D.T.F.A.B., are you?

Mowglie: nah not right now, i still needa sing the bear necessities with fuckin baloo:/

by Angelkhfgjh June 20, 2008

D.T.F.L.P.P

Down To Fuck Like Puking Pitbulls.

It's a reference to a gif on the internet with two pitbulls fucking until one pukes and starts to eat it, saying that you are indeed interested in getting down and fucking like puking pitbulls.

"That girl seems pretty D.T.F.L.P.P I'm really interested"

by fornk May 24, 2014

D.T.F.A.N.D.

Down to fuck and not date

Friend 1: “how do I explain that I just want dick from him and not a relationship”
Friend 2: “D.T.F.A.N.D.”

by Shartlett November 17, 2022

S.T.D.T.F.

A girl that looks like she's down to have sex, but is also probably so easy that she might not be carrying something. Proceed with caution.

See related topic: Jersey Shore

Dude, A: Nobody says that. And B: watch out, she's S.T.D.T.F.

by AllenHalas December 2, 2010

t.d.t.f

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

by Akadot March 9, 2009

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020