D.O.T.S.

the other man, an acronym D ick . O n. T he. S ide.

Hey girl ya man can't hang tonight better find some D.O.T.S.

by sexymamma4yaboi December 18, 2010

d.o.t.s.

Don't OverThink Shit

Person 1: Yo do u think he's mad at me for running over his dog with my car?
Person 2: Nah homie, it's fine: d.o.t.s..

by ickytoots April 1, 2020

maine D.O.T

The biggest asses in the state do to the Shit roads and closing I-95 to 1 lane for a FUCKING POTHOLE REPAIR

I telling you maine D.O.T fucking up the roads got I-95 closed all the way to Mass

by downeast Mainer January 13, 2018

D.O.T.

Dick Off Torso
The action of being ridin to the extent of having your member seperated from your midsection. Also known as De-cocking.

I would have gone to Stacey's party but last time I saw her she gave me the D.O.T.

by Connan March 24, 2007

D.O.T.

Dick On Tap.

The procurement of a nonverbal agreement to have intercourse on frequent occasions over a certain amount of time. Frequent enough where said fucks cannot be defined as booty calls but aren't required to be a a confirmed relationship.

alternative uses of the phrase are "P.O.T."

as in:
Pussy On Tap or Penis on tap.

Nah dude I dont even have to shave my legs anymore, its D.O.T.

by zebrapoop May 3, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

i.d.o.y.a.e.n.a.h.i.w.w.u.t.t

"i dream of you almost everynight and hopefully i wont wake up this time." ~ Surf Curse -Freaks

Hey! i.d.o.y.a.e.n.a.h.i.w.w.u.t.t

by DL . April 21, 2021