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Don the Con

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A con man who trick people out of money (ie. Donald Trump)
Don the Con ordered 20 pianos from me and didn't even pay.

It's been 6 months.
by McHee May 28, 2018
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When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift

origin: rhonnda valleys
quick bra don the clart the fuzz are coming
by Rob November 3, 2004
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A very annoying YouTube trend which involves editing a comment to make the replies of said comment look nonsensical and unrelated.

It sometimes can be used to try to make themselves not look like an idiot.
Comment: *An actual joke*
Author of comment: Nah...this looks too shit of a joke, lets change it!
Comment: I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense
by AstralDivinity December 11, 2020
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When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.
(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.
by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019
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A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005
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Don't jerk the car

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Don't jerk the car is used when you're telling a driver to drive someone over
Mike: Yo don't jerk the car for that guy I hears he's an opp
by OppWitSeriousMembers May 28, 2020
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An expression used to present your assumption that a person will be giving a blow job. Originates from the movie Good Will Hunting
You know, I was on this plane once, and I’m sittin there, and the captain gets on and does his whole you know “we’ll be cruising at 35,000 feet,” but then he put puts the mic down and forgets to turn it off. And he turns to the co-pilot and he’s like “you know, all I could use right now is a fuckin’ blow job and a cup of coffee.” So the stewardess goes fuckin’ bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him that his microphone’s still on and this guy in the back of the plane’s like “hey hun, don't forget the coffee”
by Shoft December 25, 2009
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