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John Smith'd

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.
Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.
by BearySanders December 3, 2020
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adjective

1. act of getting very drunk; intoxicated.

2. getting loaded given to drunkenness.

3. pertaining to, caused by, or marked by behavior following consuming alcohol.
by OntheBrynk January 24, 2014
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Kevin Smith'd

The guy (or gal) sitting next to you on a long flight who's body protrudes beyond their seat invading your personal (and paid for) space making the trip uncomfortable/awkward/unpleasant/torturous.

Almost to the point where you wish the plane would go down for more room or choosing to spend the entire flight duration in the lav just to get some space.

Love the guy's work, just wouldn't want to sit next to him on a long flight.

I'd like to smoke on my flights but that isn't comfortable for other passengers, should they suffer so I'm happy?

See also; web whiner / chasing space / Jay and Space Hoggin' Bob / twitter whiner / Faceboo-hooer
1.) I just flew in from LAX, what the crap, I got Kevin Smith'd all 5 hours. I'm covered in sweat and it's not even mine.

2.) Why is the right side of your shirt all wrinkled? I got Kevin Smith'd on my flight from SAN to DTW!

3.) How was your trip? My arm is still numb from getting Kevin Smith'd all the way from Dallas, what a faceboo-hooer.
by stinkbuttboy February 17, 2010
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Will Smith’d

To Hit someone violently in public, physical abuse in public areas
Wow she just fully Will Smith’d that poor person.
by BazzaRussell April 11, 2022
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Smith'd

The act of quarterback named Alex Smith FUCKING an NFL team.
Jessica: Wow the Chiefs were looking really good

Royals: Yeah too bad the got smith'd a year ago
by Royals1738nigga November 22, 2016
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Will Smith'd

Verb.

The act of bitch-slapping another human being after a joke has been made. The suspect will usually make a joke and the perpetrator will laugh initially but beware. The perpetrator in all his glory will rise and walk toward the suspect in a friendly manner but beware again. He is not there for a truce, no no, the perpetrator will autonomously extend his right arm with palm open and bitch slap the shit out of the suspect. The perpetrator will calmy walk back to his original starting point. Screaming from the perpetrator is common.
Guy 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
*long pause*
Guy 1: "Just ask your sister."
Guy 2: "I don't have a sister."
Guy 1: "You will in 9 months."
Guy 2: "Boy I oughta"
**bitch slap**
Guy 3: "Damn he just got Will Smith'd"
by nomamesway April 1, 2022
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Will Smith'd

When your decision got dependent on the influence of others. You sacrificed your own original decision for the sake of other peoples' satisfaction even if it was the polar opposite of theirs.
Chris Rock: G.I Jane 2 can't wait to see it
Will Smith: *Laughs*
Jada: *Eye rolls*
Will Smith: *Got up and bitch slaps Chris Rock*

Summary: Will Smith somehow got Will Smith'd because of Jada and slapped Chris Rock
Lesson: Don't be a dick and got Will Smith'd
by lord of the words 446 April 11, 2022
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