Dags

when you shat all over your own ass and the crap drys randomlyon your ass hairs

oh man i had mexican last night and boy when i got up and had a crap it left dags on my ass

by Rubin June 28, 2004

Dags

A wordPikeyword variation on "dogs"

Do you like dags?

by Nik Canning October 3, 2003

dags

A person employed to remove the crusty pieces of excrement found hanging from a sheep’s arse or the pieces of excrement that are not removed by fail of personal hygiene.

I would rather eat the remnants of peas, carrots and cabbage soup contained within the ‘dags’ of a homeless mans arse then feast upon the prawns and lobsters with management at the Company Christmas party.

Or the dags on my arse feel like hemorrhoids.

by Sean Ambrose January 29, 2008

dags

its a n acronym that means "Do a Google Search"

<Action> anyone know where i can get a goooooood trivia bot from?
<elf> dags

by niq January 3, 2005

dags

mike dags is undefined. he wanders through life without a purpose, without people who genuinely like him, and without any talent in any area whatsoever, gay, creepy techie who likes to take pics of girls asses and then claim not to have done it, who talks to tim for maore than 10 seconds, doesnt shower, wears orange, looks like a xmas tree

mike dags is a flaming homosexual

by Patty Ken December 7, 2006

Dags

Dog bags. The words dogs and bags together.

Sejun has a lot of dags.

by Utah hoe June 7, 2020

rattle your dags

Get a move on; hurry up. From sheep dags, being crusty bits of dried crap stuck to the fleece around the bum, which rattle as they run.

by TwoDays October 11, 2003