Jesse s'd

The act of posting a completely uninformed statement, then attacking anyone who opposes it and victimizing oneself for mock sympathy. This ignoramus will then board the whambulance and ride home to mommy, where he will try to flame people for any of the following:

a. their superior taste in music
b. their gender
c. their sexual orientation
d. all of the above

Any attempts to retaliate against someone who has Jesse S.'d it will automatically be followed by "U R STALKING ME ZOMG U NAZI"

"man, I just totally got Jesse S'd by a douchebag on this website."

"dude, that sucks. Did you tell the dude to go buy a hooker and get laid for once in his life?"

"nah dude, he got on the whambulance before I could respond."

by hiding ahhahaha omg skurred July 16, 2008

jesse'd

when have a girl over with the intention of hooking up with her, only to find out at the zero hour that she is on her rag.

dude! i totally got jesse'd by that girl last night!

by hankmoody13 April 21, 2011

Jessie'd

(verb) To to take a massive dump in ones toilet and not give a fuck afterwards.

Oh my god, who Jessie'd in the toilet!

by Sergio'd October 21, 2014

jessica'd

When somebody gets confused really easily

Susan got jessica'd when talking about cars.

by Jess1997 January 3, 2015

Got Jessie'd

When a ratchet bitch steals your credit card, racks up the bill, then tries to lie and get you in trouble.

That ratchet bitch Jessie stole my credit card and bought a bunch of shit with it. When I called the cops she lied about it. She told people I filed a false report. I got stuck with the bill! I got Jessie'd!

by Thick_roller 92 August 25, 2016

Jester’d

Jester’d: the act of dying in hardcore

NineThree: hey, did you see that JonBams died in HardCore?
HeroshotGG: no I didn’t, so he jester’d?

by wwairlinefood November 25, 2021

djessica

The best thing you could ask to have in your life. She is like a god/guru always the leader. She is love and worship by everyone. Literally the sweetest and greatest.

“Djessica you are so lovely”
“Djessica i want to be your son”

by Duhxxv January 31, 2020