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Chronic Bash Syndrome

A fictional illness or syndrom made up by the Bashface Crew to describe 2 meanings:

1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"

2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.
"Jacks Got Chronic bash Syndrome so badly today"

OR

"I feel Chronic Bash mate"
by Al Phillips January 12, 2008
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chronax

Mind-altering drug mentioned in Donald Fagen's song "Brite Nitegown" on his 2006 CD, "Morph the Cat."

(The "fella with the Brite Nitegown" refers to a statement from W.C. Fields -- he liked to refer to Death as "the fellow in the bright nightgown.")
Ten milligrams of Chronax
Will whip you back through time
Past Hebrew kings - and furry things
To the birth of humankind
I shared in all of nature's secrets
But when I finally came around
I'm sittin' on the rug gettin' a victory hug
From the fella in the brite Brite Nitegown
by itfitz April 21, 2006
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Chronic Bitch Dependency

(n.)
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.

The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.
APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."

Tom: "An intervention?"

APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"

Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"

APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)
by RROMM November 7, 2007
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chronic cringe

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 1, 2019
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Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.
Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."
by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018
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Lesbianic Chronic

When a female blows marijuana smoke into another female's vagina and the one that recieved the smoke queefs it back into their mouth.
Female 1: "Hey bitch, spark this up so I can give you some "lesbianic chronic." *Removes undergarments

Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly
by SmegmaFarter840 June 9, 2021
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Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiClE

A popuar shounen genre manga series written by CLAMP, a group of four female manga-ka. It is and action adventure romance comedy drama, and i recomend it to fans of Fullmetal Alchemist and Inuyasha, as well as fans of shojo manga.

TSUBASA: RESERVoir CHRoNiClE is often shortened to
1 TRC
2 Tsubasa
3 Tsubasa: RC

Tsubasa is the tale of Syaoran (originally from CLAMP's earlier seiries, Card Captor Sakura, but he has a completely different personality, and is much older), an archeologist of the desert kingdom of Clow who is excavating the ruins burried in the sand when the princess of Clow, Sakura-hime (also from Card Captor Sakura), his childhood friend and love interest, came to confess her love to him one day in a newly discovered corridor of the ruins. She has some sort of magical reaction to a symbol on the ground and is brought into a trance of sorts, then sprouts wings, "tsubasa," and she begins to melt into the wall. In a desperet attempt to save Sakura, Syaoran tackled her to the ground, causing her wings to shatter and her feathers to scatter to many different "worlds." After climbing out of the ruins, carrying the unconsious Sakura, Syaoran discovered that his country was in the middle of an invasion by a mysterious army of unknown origins. Syaoran then goes to the high preist of Clow, Yukito (also of Card Captor Sakura), who tells him that the feathers were the embodiment of Sakura-hime's heart; her memories. Yukito then uses his powers to send Sakura and Syaoran to the Space-time Witch, Yuko, in another dimesion; modern-day Japan. Yuko runs a shop selling wished for an equal price. There Syaoran obtains the means of traveling to other worlds to find Sakura's feathers via a white creature named Mokona (of Magic Night Rayearth), as well as two traveling companions with wishes of thier own; Kurogane of ancient japan, a ninja who was banished by his princess to the dimension of Yuko's shop for killing needlessly, and who desperately wants to gat back to his home world, and Fai(also spelled Fay or Fye) D. Flowright (also spelled Flourite), who needs to travel from world to world, trying to rum away from his past (which is, as of yet, unexplained). But of course there is the matter of a price for the wishes of these three men. Yuko decided that there would be no suitable price other than the things which the men value most. For kurogane, this means his sword. For Fai, a mysterious tattoo of a pheonix which covers his back. Syaoran must give up his relationship with Sakura; even if he can help Sakura to regain all of her memories, she will never remember him.

Tsubasa is translated to english by Anthony Gerard of Del Rey. TRC also has an anime series entitled Tsubasa Chronicle and a movie. Tsubasa Cronicle is liscenced to be dubbed into Enlish by FUNimation.

TRC crosses over with CLAMP's XXXHolic, and in includes crossover characters from many of CLAMP's other series.
TSUBASA: RESERVoir CHRoNiClE is currently at chaptire 122, and is still unfinished.
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