cyclopsing

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.

Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.

by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

cyclopsing

When your at a bar with your shades on even when its dark so you could have amazing perv on the women.

I was down at my local having a sunday session doing some cyclopsing

by bozzabro December 14, 2014

Cycloptician

A Cycloptician is an eye care specialist for cyclops.

George the cyclop found that he could not see the words in his book clearly so he went to see a Cycloptician.

by Markusmcb September 4, 2018

Cyclophiliac

When someone stalks, captures, and makes out with any type of Bicycle.

Jim: dude whats that guy doing with your bike!
Tom: oh shit, its a Cyclophiliac

by 333cellos April 4, 2010

cyclophiliac

From cyclo- (round), and -philiac (to love), a cyclophiliac is one who loves bicycles, quite literally. There is only one known cyclophiliac (as reported by several news agencies), Robert Stewart, 51, of Ayr, Scotland, who was caught having intimate relations with a bike in 2007.

"Och aye!, You raving cyclophiliac!"

by wee Robbie Stewart December 11, 2007

cyclonic

very ethusiastic oral sex performed on a male

"When we were together last night, she went cyclonic
on me ! "

" I feel like going cyclonic with you after school ! "

by weasler February 23, 2006

Cycloptopoo

When your turd appears to have one eye that is looking back at you.

I can't wait to flush this Cycloptopoo, it's really been giving me the stink eye.

by CryptoTurdZ December 31, 2021