cumatose

A person in a severe state of exhaustion after a lengthy sexual encounter. People in a cumatose state will typically lay very still and be very quiet.

After he came for the third time that night while making out with his girlfriend, he lay there beside her in a cumatose state.

by Dangerman January 2, 2009

cumatose

noun- The deep sleep you fall into after you cum

He fucked me into a deep cumatose

by purduehockey July 25, 2011

catato

A giant potato cat that crushes stuff for fun and lives on a diet of crispy bbq hoomans

If you make me mad my catato will eat you whole.

by JHONNAY July 9, 2020

catato

A giant potato cat that crushes whole cities and lives on a diet of crispy BBQ hoomans

My catato will eat you if you make me mad.

by JHONNAY July 9, 2020

catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.

ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."

by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009

Cumatose

The state of mind a guy is in after he cums. The general feeling of not wanting anything to do with the outside world and wanting to do nothing more than lie still without being disturbed

Ex. I hate how I can never talk to my boyfriend after sex, he always just goes Cumatose

Ex. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend i can't stand it when she tries to talk to me afterwards when I'm cumatose

by reymundo5 May 3, 2013

catato

a giant cat that looks like a potato that crushes random stuff for fun and lives on a diet of barbecued hoomans.

If you make me mad my pet catato will come and eat you.

by JHONNAY July 9, 2020