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by customwoodburninghastits August 20, 2021

Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

Custeristic

adj. reckless leadership with total disregard for human safety; leading people into a massacre. Word is a reference to "Custer's Last Stand" at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Illinois Black Panther Party leader Fred Hampton condemned the ill-planned actions of the Weathermen's "Days of Rage" demonstrations as Custeristic.

by Reinamaria March 7, 2013

Protective Custody

Protective custody is the place in county jail where the snitches, child molesters and homosexuals are placed. PC for short. PC punks are what the inmates are called.

Dumbass is now in protective custody because he snitched to the guards about homeboy making pruno.

by ronmetrx1 June 19, 2011

Rhubarb and custard

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Fishfingers and Custard

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.

by heyitsyouknowwho November 5, 2011

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010