Cupboard Love

Pretended love to the cook, or any other person, for the sake of a meal.

Cupboard Love:

Husband: "Honey I love you so much -- what's for dinner?"

by RubberDucky451 April 18, 2010

Cupboard crawlin’

When your looking through a bunch of options but you don’t know what you want.

That’s girl is Cupboard crawlin’ through Tinder. She has a whole bunch of matches but she doesn’t know what she is looking for.

by Punanie73 April 24, 2020

Cupboard love

Love that you give in order to get something from someone. Like cats. They love you for what's in your cupboard.

I suspected all along it was just cupboard love, and what she really liked about him was his car.

by ACG February 18, 2007

cupboard cruising

When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack

That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .

by VanDyke Brown April 20, 2017

Cupboard Of Twats

Collective term for a large group of twats. Sometimes also referenced as The Twat Cupboard e.g. "Get in The Twat Cupboard you twat!"
Also the opposite of a Drawer Of Prats.

Look at that Cupboard Of Twats over there...

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020

cupboard surprise

A creative meal using whatever ingredients one has at hand in order to make it till one has more money and/or food stamps.

Mom's buttered tabouli salad mix rice con chocolate chip burrito was a classic of cupboard surprise, combining the necessity of eating with the availability of what we had on hand.

by maximo hudson May 24, 2009

Cupboard Troll

A person who cannot stop snacking, is always in the cupboards or fridge. Eats everything and anything.

John-You have no food in your kitchen
Matt-Sorry my brother is a cupboard troll and ate it all!

by Hacker8365932826 March 21, 2011