cuntsicle

A bird who is cold as ice.

That chick i cracked onto last night barred me so hard...what a cuntsicle

by farthead September 8, 2003

Orange Cuntsicle

The act of throwing an orange soda at a cunt who needs to be put into their place

Girl1-“ this fucking bitch cut me off!! She’s a fucking cunt “

Girl2- “ what are you gonna do about it? “

Girl1- “ I’m gonna take my soda and turn her into a fucking orange cuntsicle
Girl2- “ girl do it! “

by Cute.Small.Bean March 6, 2019

cuntsistency

A steadfast adherence to being a cunt all the time.

*First coined by Alison Rosen on The Adam Carolla Show podcast on 1/8/13.

Madonna's outspoken hatred of smoking her entire life is proof of her cuntsistency.

by DaverJ January 8, 2013

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

clitsicle

A term given to a female who sports a miniskirt in zero degree weather.

Those sorority girls over there in the uggs and northface jackets with the mini skirts are clitsicles.

by nwg5004 February 23, 2011

Cuntsilva

A narcisit fucktard who constantly stabbs in the back or lies to those around him.

Wtf? I know, what a cuntsilva

by Hundr3d%Factual May 7, 2020

cumsicle

the act of freezing a males sperm in order to make it into an Ice pop

ah here is a cumsicle I made earlier

by og cumsicle December 30, 2018