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Orange Cuntsicle 

The act of throwing an orange soda at a cunt who needs to be put into their place
Girl1-“ this fucking bitch cut me off!! She’s a fucking cunt

Girl2- “ what are you gonna do about it? “

Girl1- “ I’m gonna take my soda and turn her into a fucking orange cuntsicle
Girl2- “ girl do it! “

cuntsistency 

A steadfast adherence to being a cunt all the time.

*First coined by Alison Rosen on The Adam Carolla Show podcast on 1/8/13.
Madonna's outspoken hatred of smoking her entire life is proof of her cuntsistency.
cuntsistency by DaverJ January 8, 2013

cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

clitsicle 

A term given to a female who sports a miniskirt in zero degree weather.
Those sorority girls over there in the uggs and northface jackets with the mini skirts are clitsicles.
clitsicle by nwg5004 February 23, 2011
A narcisit fucktard who constantly stabbs in the back or lies to those around him.
Wtf? I know, what a cuntsilva
the act of freezing a males sperm in order to make it into an Ice pop
ah here is a cumsicle I made earlier
cumsicle by og cumsicle December 30, 2018